For the love of God, a little civilization is all I ask

I’m fed up with all of the American airliners, so of course instead of booking a nice British Airways or Virgin Atlantic flight, my dad gets me a United ticket to Amsterdam. Anything to save a buck. It’s a non-stop flight from Dulles to Amsterdam, which is nice, I guess. The flight will be seven hours and thirty-six minutes long, and I’ll be flying on a Boeing 767-300. The 767-300 is a mid-size plane, which I guess places it somewhere between a single engine Cessna and an Airbus A380. It can hold up to 245 passengers according to Boeing. The plane will of course be set up in the typical three-class layout, using five-abreast, 747-sized first class seats; six-abreast business class seats and seven-abreast economy class seats. I will, of course, be in the bitch end (economy class) of the plane.